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It's Martin Luther King Day, Charlie Brown!
By Dennis Wyman on January 18, 2010 10:46 AM | Permalink | No Comments
While
for many people, today is just another day, for a good portion of you,
today is a day off from work or school in remembrance of Martin Luther
King Jr.So before you head off, spend 10 minutes with the Peanuts gang in "It's Martin Luther King Day, Charlie Brown!" by Most Offensive Video. Somewhere in this film is a moral, I swear.
(Embedded video after the jump)
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"A Thanksgiving Prayer" by William Burroughs
By Dennis Wyman on November 26, 2009 11:45 AM | Permalink | No Comments
I have a question for the people who legitimately celebrate this holiday: What is the point of it? Is it to "give thanks?" Why just one day of the year? Do you really give thanks? Who do you give thanks to? Or is this all a bunch of bullshit?
I asked those questions to a lady last year while waiting in line at the grocery store, and she shot back at me "Well, Thanksgiving is really just a day for being together with your family and relaxing." OK, even if that is the case, why do you need a special day for it? If that is something that is important to you, shouldn't you be striving to do that every day out of the year, instead of just one? Seriously, what a bunch of shit.
That out of the way, it's "Thanksgiving Tradition" around these parts to recite "A Thanksgiving Prayer" by William S. Burroughs, a poem taken from his book Tornado Alley and adapted into spoken word on his album Dead City Radio:
Thanks for the wild turkey and the passenger pigeons, destined to be shat out through wholesome American guts.
Thanks for a continent to despoil and poison.
Thanks for Indians to provide a modicum of challenge and danger.
Thanks for vast herds of bison to kill and skin leaving the carcasses to rot.
Thanks for bounties on wolves and coyotes.
Thanks for the American dream, to vulgarize and to falsify until the bare lies shine through.
Thanks for the KKK. For nigger-killin' lawmen, feelin' their notches.
For decent church-goin' women, with their mean, pinched, bitter, evil faces.
Thanks for "Kill a Queer for Christ" stickers.
Thanks for laboratory AIDS.
Thanks for Prohibition and the war against drugs.
Thanks for a country where nobody's allowed to mind his own business.
Thanks for a nation of finks.
Yes, thanks for all the memories -- all right let's see your arms!
You always were a headache and you always were a bore.
Thanks for the last and greatest betrayal of the last and greatest of human dreams.
Hit the jump for the music video, adapted from his Dead City Radio performance.
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George Carlin Mondays: Boys Named Todd
By Dennis Wyman on October 19, 2009 12:55 PM | Permalink | No Comments
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Start Your Boring Work Week With George Carlin
By Dennis Wyman on October 12, 2009 9:55 AM | Permalink | No Comments
Because your work week needs to start off better than waking up for your boring mind-numbing job, Zangaroa Blog is here for you: Every Monday will now be George Carlin Mondays, where we'll showcase a random Carlin sketch to provoke your thoughts a little before settling into the grind.
After the jump, check out Carlin's thoughts on Homelessness, Prisons and Golf, taken from his Jammin' in New York HBO Special.
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Keith Olbermann and the Health Care Debate
By Dennis Wyman on October 8, 2009 2:30 AM | Permalink | 3 Comments
Now, it's probably good for the readers who don't know me to be aware of the fact that I absolutely despise political banter... especially anything that involves the "Big Three" of news channels. (Fox, CNN and MSNBC) Even more so, I absolutely loathe Keith Olbermann, whose paranoid tirades against the "other party" rival that of Glenn Beck.
But last night's show displayed a more human side of Olbermann, who rallied against the "health insurance cartel." For the first time I've seen on mainstream political television, somebody has finally come out to plead with the public that reforming our broken health care system isn't a political issue, but a human issue... a human issue about the value of human life before the supposed "priorities" of money.
Say what you will about how the health care system should be reformed, if at all. However, there is no denying that there is a serious problem in this country when people are dying because they cannot afford to pay for health care in order to prolong their life... a issue that the rich elite in this country never have to worry about. And Olbermann straight up admits that he can afford proper health care for his ailing father, and Olbermann also straight up admits that he knows that vast majority of this country isn't as lucky as he is. This is a kind of empathetic honesty that is rarely seen nowadays, and I give Olbermann a lot of credit for that.
The point where I disagree with Olbermann is the point of hope for fixing the current situation. He eventually goes on to talk about how to begin in fixing the system. The reality is we are all fucked. This country is putting its faith in health care reform on a league of politicians that were all bought out long ago. I guarantee you that any "reform" bill that happens to be passed will do nothing to address the problem, because the wealthy business owners that run this country do not want that to happen.
The first step to "fixing the problem" is not to put the solution in the hands of the people that put the dollar and their wealthy lifestyles before the lives of the people that "elected" them into office through fixed elections.
It's called futility to keep trying this way. It's futility to expect a corrupt system to regulate itself.
Hopefully, when the middle and lower class are shafted by the system once more when "health care reform" never happens on a meaningful scale, will people be outraged enough to finally do something.
Anyways, check out a video of Olbermann's rant after the jump.
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A Merry Christmas, and New Retsupurae
By Dennis Wyman on December 25, 2008 4:40 PM | Permalink | No Comments

I'm sure a good deal of you are spending the day partying, eating and/or relaxing. For those of you spending it on the internets, why not spend it with the guys from Retsupurae? They've put up a handful of new videos this week, which you can catch after the jump.
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Lets Play With Steroids!
By Dennis Wyman on December 12, 2008 7:34 AM | Permalink | 2 Comments

Two new Retsupurae videos this morning. Today, they check out a very odd little kid attempting to work his way through Mario Bros. 3, as well as paying our old friend MuscleBomber a visit. Videos after the jump.
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Lets Play Economics!
By Dennis Wyman on December 8, 2008 10:09 AM | Permalink | No Comments

I know it has been quite awhile since Retsupurae updated with some new videos, but I woke up this morning to find this pleasant surprise. I'm still not quite sure what the original video was supposed to be about, but it has something to do with economics, and possibly Bratz. Check the video after the jump.
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How To Lose All Trace of Dignity You've Ever Had
By Dennis Wyman on October 25, 2008 9:56 PM | Permalink | 1 Comment

Today we have video proof that Japan is still pissed at us for dropping the bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. While it has been common knowledge among some of us that Japan was using their exports to corrupt our youth, never before has it been more obvious than seeing people on YouTube striking poses for fighting games with replica swords. Oh yes, it's Retsupurae time.
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Game Journalism in the Clinton Years
By Dennis Wyman on October 13, 2008 2:55 PM | Permalink | No Comments

While some of us may have fond memories of the 90s era of video games, video game journalism was still majorly lacking. (Still is, actually, but that's a rant for another day.) Regardless, retsupurae is kind enough to remind us of the low points of that decade, by providing us with a flashback to a series of 90's video reviews, entitled "Gaming in the Clinton Years." Check them out after the jump.
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I've got two options, and I hope they're both kill yourself...
By Dennis Wyman on October 4, 2008 10:34 PM | Permalink | No Comments

Retsupurae's newest videos are on YouTube tonight. See them after the jump.
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Let's Point at Super Metroid
By Dennis Wyman on September 16, 2008 10:09 PM | Permalink | No Comments

One of the most shameful things I have come across on the internet is an epidemic known as "Lets Play," where people play through games, and record themselves playing said games while overlaying a commentary track. (Sort of like Mystery Science Theater 3000, only not funny.) While now and then some of the resulting videos can be, decent, I guess, most of the time they are putrid piles of filth: Rarely witty, the players themselves usually suck, and absolutely no production values whatsoever.
Anyways, for quite some time now, I've been watching a group of Something Awful goons on YouTube who go under the account name of "retsupurae." Their goal: To take these horrid videos, and overlay their own commentary on top of that.
Most recently, they tore apart some 25 year old and his amazing "skills." Check out the video after the jump.
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