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Continue reading College Kids Have Way Too Much Time On Their Hands.
Images speak louder than words, so I'm just going to go ahead and leave this here. Definitely hit the source to see the glorious step-by-step to victory, and hey, maybe even try it yourself.
Source: [imgur.com via FRONT Magazine]
Of course, her comments are bound to cause some controversy in religious camps, but they were published in response to an ongoing debate relating to female bishops in the Church of England.
Dr Cornwall argues that it is not possible to know "with any certainty" that Jesus did not suffer from an intersex condition, and had both a penis and a pussy. Of course, it's uncertain if he really did turn water into wine, but that's a different story.
And while I am in no way religious, all I know is that Jesus is 'fucking metal' and a dick at Street Fighter. Thanks Penny Arcade!
Source: [The Telegraph]
Image credit to Penny Arcade, with love.
Continue reading So Apparently, Jesus Was Both a Dude and a Dudette.
The Modesto Bee reports that a 41 year old teacher at Enochs High School in Modesto has resigned and actually moved in with an 18-year-old-student. James Hooker was placed on administrative leave in early February and resigned over two weeks later. Jordan Powers only turned 18 in the past fall, but everything apparently has been consensual and nothing has happened before she was not classed as a minor.
He left behind a family, his wife and kids (one of which is a junior at the same school), all to move in with this girl - which of course has been met with mixed reactions from the community, but mostly shock, disapproval and betrayal.
The unlikely pair met when she was a freshman, and it's unknown when things actually started, but it wasn't until January when things started to get a bit fishy, as the teacher accompanied Jordan to the hospital after her younger brother was in the emergency room.
Read the full story at the source, and make up your own mind - is this a complete breach of trust or just two unlucky people who are following their hearts?
[Modesto Bee via NeoGAF]
Continue reading 41 Year Old Teacher Leaves Wife and Kids for 18 Year Old Girl.
Well no more. Because My Little Pony x The Human Centipede has happened, thanks to Etsy user Tat2oodMonster. Bringing two of the most horrible things in the world together in figurine form is either the greatest thing to happen to the internet, or plainly the worst. But in all honesty, I cannot think of something more worse than My Little Ponies defecating into each other's mouths whilst still proclaiming that Friendship Is Magic.
More images after the break.
Source: [Etsy via Technabob]
Continue reading My Little Pony Centipede: Friendship Is Horrible.
Meet our boy Kevin, who pretty much has to endure all this. Check some more of these texts after the break.
Continue reading Unlimited Texts + Crazy Girl = WTF.