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Unicorn Empire Launches Assault on ESPN
By Dennis Wyman on April 27, 2009 7:01 PM | Permalink | 2 Comments
While we are unsure what is provoking the attack against the sports media conglomerate, we have just received news that the Unicorn Empire has infiltrated ESPN headquarters and has launched a full-scale assault, starting with the company's website.Parts of the battle can be seen on ESPN.com, and typing in the infamous "Konami Code" (up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, for you uncultured maroons) anywhere on the screen.
Though casualty figures are currently unknown, our embedded field ops are reporting at least 400 deaths, and horn-induced injuries in the thousands.
More on this story as it develops.
(Thanks to Archdeco in the chat for the tip)
UPDATE: In a last ditch effort to protect their home turf, ESPN forces mounted a stunning defense and pushed out the Unicorn invaders, rendering the Konami Code useless. However, if we know one thing about Unicorns, it's their strong determination and their lust for the blood of the mainstream media, so you can be sure that this war isn't over quite yet. Stay tuned to VGRC for future updates on the Unicorn/ESPN War.
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